Other girls: I don't like football. There are 22 men running after a ball.
Me: Are you jealous of the ball or what?

my little cousin: i'll break mesut's head
me: don't touch his beautiful head!
my little cousin: then i'll break his legs
me: don't touch his golden legs!
my little cousin: then his hands
me: nooo not the gentle hands
my little cousin: then i'll leave him without clothes
me: yeah, great he'll walk around naked!